Theresa needs your cum

God bless the professional shit eaters , we need more of them, nice one Theresa May 💩

Some women are just born whores, Theresa is one of them, natural aptitude for sex, and has made a successful career out of a gift. No biggy . I have had the pleasure of her and she is extraordinarily good. Seems to know what you want and performs it with enthusiasm and very sexily. Highly recommended.

Best public toilet I've ever shat in, cost me more than a penny mind, but the feel of her tongue licking around in my arse between turds will stay with me forever. Your a true legend Theresa xx

Can't think of another whore who thrives on shit, and has eaten so much over the years and not died from it, superhuman qualities, well done Theresa, good girl

She's been on the game for decades, well used whore, one of the legends of prostitution 💩💋❤

The UK'S most successful whore, to be honest you can see why, great body and a face for cuming and shitting into. What else could she have been?

Could really fuck that , she's filthy man

Could really fuck that , she's filthy man

Could really fuck that , she's filthy man